habemus papam

What I find most exciting about the fact that we have a new pope, is the fact that while the white smoke was pouring, visibly out of the sisitine chapel's chimney, every news channel was saying "And more black smoke is now coming out, we don't have a pope yet, Honestly Jim, from down here it looks like black smoke." "You know Sally, I've seen tire fires and this certainly looks like a tire fire to me" On and on they went and then suddenly BELLS! lots of BELLS! and WHAM! Suddenly we're not color blind anymore.

I still say we need a black Pope. And I would call him Pope Tyrone I.

But instead we got Ratz. Well, he's 78. How long could it take, honestly?