Lil' Kim

So Lil' Kim
and her breasts
have been sentenced
to 1 year
and 1 day
in the lil' slammer

what fun!

but - why 1 MORE day?

do we really think that after
a year and a day
in jail
shes really going to say
when asked
"How long were you in for?"

"a year...AND 1 day"

that day is never going to count
now, 2 Days...
I'm sure she'd consider it

2 days is a little
more worthwhile

that makes me happy
she's worthless

a whole year without her
and her hideous wardrobe
It's a dream come true.

so what else, what else...

ooo - Landslide
in west nanticoke
tilbury terrace
which has 1 road
for both directions

whos idea was that?

so here comes this landslide
and blocks the road

so all of the terrace people
DR and DR Gardner included
were stuck
for hours
while the road was backhoed

not quite as fun
as Lil' Kim.

now THAT'S news.

but what is wrong with this country?

martha stewart did nothing wrong
and shes jailed
and Lil' Kim -
well I don't know where
I'm going with this...
b/c obviously Lil' Kim is a felon
what that girl does to VERSACE!
christ!

speaking of Martha
she says she knows
how to remove the ankle bracelet
you know - that alarm thingy
she told that
to VANITY FAIR
oops.
I bet her publicist
had an aneurysm.

how do you spell aneurysm?